I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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