These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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