need another drink. this is the easiest way
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Holy shit dude........stairs
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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