My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Randomize