we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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