He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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