Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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