I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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