let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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