This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I will be naked everywhere
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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