New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
