I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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