yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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