Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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