i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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