i just wanna soil my oats bro
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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