I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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