U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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