I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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