Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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