Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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