Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
