You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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