I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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