You're so nebulous sometimes
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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