So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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