he wants to bone in the snuggie
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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