There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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