I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
