Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My balls are so social today.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I can't turn off my feet"
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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