it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
this will be a night to untag.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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