Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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