new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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