So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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