I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
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ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.