i just google imaged poop.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.