this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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