The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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