Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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