Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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