There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Actions speak louder than pants.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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