I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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