she looked like the before picture.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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