my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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