no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Whod you bang
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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