Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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