Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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