If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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