oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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