wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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