she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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