I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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