I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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